lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
(Source: gaksdesigns, via swaud)
what makes me me
step lightly
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
(Source: vaporheart-archive, via lastofthedragonkin)
Alligator perched on a turtle at Bluebill Pond in Harris Neck NWR.
Photo credit: © Mary Ellen Urbanski
george i think we’re lost maybe we should ask for directions
(via yj-lover)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
(via headcanonacceptegd)
Street harassment is not a compliment.
(via socially-awkward-cupcake)
one of the coolest ways to use a power ring ever.
(via pluots-in-april)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via yj-lover)
Tom… your Loki is showing x
(Source: mishasteaparty, via headcanonacceptegd)
Sometimes I can’t tell whether you people are serious…do you really, actually want this? Reblog if so…
WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
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